me:damn i need to save my money
    me:*spends $200 in a week*

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

badafro:

the youngest  person in the world just got born

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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ampysand:

my blog

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins