plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

    me:i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
    me:wakes up march 27th, 2098.

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

apportion:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

tnmom42:

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

I have this problem a lot.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

prolusion:

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall